Author Topic: Pass The Paragraph! - 1st Story: The BLF Civil War  (Read 1027 times)

What is Pass The Paragraph?
Pass The Paragraph is a game that involves a poster making a paragraph, that contributes to the story the OP makes. You can only do 1 paragraph a post, and you have to wait for someone else to post before you can make another paragraph. The story is whatever OP (or whoever picks the next after the story) wants to have.

What are the rules?
Rules? You think there are rules? Well, in some cases there are. In a Fun story, there are honestly no rules and you can be as silly as you want. In Serious stories, there may be some rules the story starter sets. However, in this case, this thread is gonna be all about Fun stories. The only rule, as mentioned before, is to let someone else do a paragraph after your turn! Hence the name, "Pass The Paragraph".

Current Story: The Blockland Forums Civil War!

Eh? Oh, hello. How did you get here? Wait a minute...are you a alt? Meh, doesn't matter until you start loving up. What? A story? Fine, fine. It'll be a lengthy one, so buckle your pants and prepare for a epic tale. Might as well go grab some popcorn while you're here, too. Anyways, it was the year AD 20XX, and everything was pretty radical. The forums were doing their usual thing, posting, making dank memes, the usual.

But then, a vote happened in the development board. This was the day, that there was a vote between Rotondo and Badspot to lead the forum. But there was a large portion of the forum wanting Rotondo to win, which was a big surprise to us at the time.  But, Badspot DID win. The Rotondo supporters cried out, and even managed to get their own board, seceding from the usual BLF.

The Badspot portion of the BLF was boasting and bragging that Badspot was way better than Rotondo. The Retondo portion of the BLF got all pissed off at the Badspot side and an official war was declared.

Then the Ephialtes faction seceded from the BLF, lowering the morale of the warring factions. In response to the power vacuum, multiple terrorist organizations formed in a distant continent known as Reddit. Al-Qaelphiter was the leading faction.

Eventually, it got to the point where the enemies from the other sides began taking hostages, and ransoming the other sides for Blockland Gold. This didn't go well, and the enemies began invading the other sides, killing innocents and stealing territory.


And then Al-Qaelphiter had a brilliant idea: Combine Boom Belts/Self Delete Bombs with Mini-Nukes for maximum destruction.

This weapon would be involved in the destruction of General Discussion, killing thousands of innocent civilians.

From the rubble, and radioactive materials from the ruins of General Discussion, arose something with a greater power than all of Mankind.


Off Topic.

Off Topic was heavily defended, and the inhabitants claimed they were invincible.