Author Topic: How not to get your ass kicked by the police.  (Read 579 times)


i too have got my ass kicked by the police
these steps helped me not get my ass kicked!

He voices the zebra from Madagascar. I know it.

Also police brutality is police brutality, it depends on the cop what will work.

Man, I wouldn't do dat stuff if I were you

Fun Thing to Do:
1) get weed
2) sell to cop
3) fun

while this is pretty funny police officers have no right to use violence unless you are an immediate thread to someone-- badges don't grant extra rights. if I can't beat some dude's ass because he jumped a turnstyle the police can't either.

while this is pretty funny police officers have no right to use violence unless you are an immediate thread to someone-- badges don't grant extra rights. if I can't beat some dude's ass because he jumped a turnstyle the police can't either.
What I was thinking.
Also they usually let it slide, the officer can say "he tried to kill me" and get away with it.

while this is pretty funny police officers have no right to use violence unless you are an immediate thread to someone-- badges don't grant extra rights. if I can't beat some dude's ass because he jumped a turnstyle the police can't either.
Given this, what do you think about Oklahoma's new law that enforces same punishment for assault of an out-of-uniform cop as an assault on an in-uniform cop?

or you can just walk up to a cop and give him a lewinsky.