Author Topic: Someone lurking in my backyard, or just my dog screwing with me?  (Read 802 times)

Its 4-5 in the morning and my sisters dog is barking. Normally its not bad because shes usually wanting to go outside or barking at a racoon(probably).

It was different this time. The barking was more intense and rapid, and the dog was constantly scratching the glass door in the backyard. I grab an airsoft rifle and a pen for self defense and carefully enter the backyard, turning on the lights to reveal everything. As I do so, the dog comes SPRINTING out and barking, but I see nothing. Just the dog staring at the fence to my nextdoor neighbors and scratching it, staring at the top of it and trying to jump.

Then it goes to the fence of the house behind me and does the same. And then it goes around to where the gate to the backyard is. As time goes on, the dog constantly moves around the backyard occasionally growling or barking, but I never see anyone.

The hell is going on? I was a little bit slow to wake up from the barking, which could have allowed an escape.


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Probably some high frequency is bugging it that you can't hear

Could've been a squirrel, but what would a airsoft gun do to a aggressor. a metal BB gun looks real, and will do damage, i know a airsoft gun was the first you grabbed, but check what you grab next time


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worked for me.

stand outside in your backyard, naked, covered in cherry lube while rubbing your nipples.
worked for me.

stand outside in your backyard, naked, covered in cherry lube while rubbing your nipples.
worked for me.
i can confirm

There might be an intruder in your backyard. Who you gonna call?!

The Blockland Forums

There might be an intruder in your backyard. Who you gonna call?!

The Blockland Forums
1-800-BLFA

As I do so, the dog comes SPRINTING out and barking,
LOL

Tber: Hey mom! I think there is someone outside the house!

Mom: Son, it's probably just a raccoon.

Tber: But the dog is running around the fence barking at something that I can't see

Mom: why the hell did you let the dog out at 5 AM?

Tber: I thought I heard something but can't see

Mom: okay I will call the cops.

Tber: WAIT! Let me just post this on Blockland Forums and describe it in detail, then let's call them.

Mom: ...

Probably a squirrel. My dogs do that all the time. But seriously, a pen?