Author Topic: The New Washing Machine  (Read 674 times)

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Today we got a new washing machine, that's great because it washes clothes.  This one in particular was absolute stuff.  I was just upstairs playing WWE brotherr when my mum calls me down, okay now I'm downstairs in the kitchen and she tells me to look behind me.  When I look the washing machine was tilted diagonally and had came out of it's small cubed section, the floor and wall had been damaged, the washing machine was also slightly damaged and the cupboard next to it had been opened with things outside of it.  To top that all off, the kitchen's fuse had blown so no cooked meals or things from the fridge, great.
Apparently what happened was that the thing was spinning so loving fast that it came to life and started wrecking stuff up until it blew the fuse (probably would have been worse if it hadn't)

Discuss faulty products.

I had a Vaio laptop. It caught fire a few months later. I'm pretty sure the 2 fans were working.

We've had a washing machine catch fire due to no one cleaning their pockets.
We've also had a car amp catch our speakers on fire.

A centrifuge went haywire and destroyed a desk. We have brick walls so no damage to the building and an autoclave blew in the lab because some friend left it unattended and the PSI went waaaay past its limit.

So what you're saying is you managed to buy a washing machine that didn't have an auto-shutoff if things got bad AND you managed to put a very unbalanced load into it.

Use your new turbo powered washing machine to reanimate the corpses of your departed loved ones.