Author Topic: TRG's input to Jurassic World -SPOILERS-  (Read 897 times)

Yep, I went to go see Jurassic world. I really enjoyed the movie because I love the Jurassic series but there were some things I didn't understand.

from what I deducted Jurassic world takes place 23 years after Jurassic park and they are still using small caliber rifles and shotguns to take down dinosaurs, you'd think after the incident at the first park they'd have a better armory with larger caliber guns that can take down an elephant. Hell, the only powerful gun they seem to have would be the M134 Minigun with explosive ordinance. Honestly, I expected them to have TOW launchers like the first movie did but nope. Owen and Barry had guns that made sense considering they are meant for hunting. I understand they aren't the military but still, you have a Tyrannosaurus Rex and the new Indominus rex and they still think a 12 gauge shotgun and taser rifles will really stop them?

Another thing, you'd think they would have Emergency buildings so if something like the incident at the first park happened again there would be safe rooms that the dinosaurs couldn't get into so civilians have someplace to go

And how did Zach and Gray fix that old jeep? Gasoline doesn't last 23 years and even if they could find another battery it wouldn't have a enough charge to start the car or even if the car would start because this jeep hasn't been moved or used since 1992*
* this is just my approximation
« Last Edit: June 23, 2015, 08:58:54 PM by ThatRandomGuy »

I was disappointed because I thought Richard Sherman was supposed to be in it and he wasn't.

because its a movie and you are supposed to suspend your disbelief

The short of it is the people who ran it were just as stupid as the ones who ran it once again.
And no, gasoline doesn't have an expiry date. As long as it hasn't evaporated (Completely possible if it had a full tank before) and all the piping was fine it would still be good to go. The battery may have significantly faded but assuming it was at a full charge before it could theoretically still have enough charge to last as long as it did.

In the original Jurassic Park novel the "non-lethal options" were Panzerfaust 3 rocket-launchers with tranquilizer canisters as the warheads.

i found the whole movie kind of silly, but i've always been one to nitpick at the way explosives/weapons are portrayed

In the original Jurassic Park novel the "non-lethal options" were Panzerfaust 3 rocket-launchers with tranquilizer canisters as the warheads.
I read the book and I know they had those which could at least take down a dinosaur but in the film nothing except that minigun. I thought it was a tow launcher?

also another thing, is that one guy the ONLY pilot they had? one inexperienced person?

also another thing, is that one guy the ONLY pilot they had? one inexperienced person?
this i also didn't understand

they had one inexperienced dude yet when he gets in the chopper with the forgetin minigun that other dude is strapped in ready to go in the co-pilot's seat with comms and gear ready to dust off, what the hell was that guy doing?

chris pratt made me spooge mid film

i'm convinced that there's lots of lead in the ground of that costa ricam island, and it's been seeping into the pipes since construction started in JP1. that's the only explanation for why everybody is so much stupider and incompetent than the people in the 1st movie.

How did this chick not trip while running.

Whenever I see women try to run in high heels on CONCRETE they fall on their ass yet this lady was able to run in grass and mud in high heels without falling once.

so many overlooked errors

How did this chick not trip while running.

Whenever I see women try to run in high heels on CONCRETE they fall on their ass yet this lady was able to run in grass and mud in high heels without falling once.

she's goddamn superman

So, apparently Jimmy Buffet was in the movie...

How did the original night vision goggles work when one of the kids turned them on?

the lady rolling up her sleeves and unbuttoning her stuff to signify her being "ready" without taking her heels off (even after Pratt chastised her for them) just shows how stupid everybody in the film is.

on the other hand she was qt so more form-fitting clothing is never a -. didn't take the film seriously anyways.