Rabbot32's crazy-ass ritual thread

[Rabbot32]

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Between my constant study of the first world war and how to make a wrist-mounted flamethrower, I've picked up an interest in the spooky scary skeletons rituals that the internet has to offer. I'm a collector, not a user, so god help you if you try to actually perform some of the insane stuff that we're probably going to wind up talking about.
So, BLF, from Charlie Charlie to The Midnight Man, from The Stairs Game to Dark Reflection, from The Devil's Game to 11 Miles, share 'em if you got 'em. Bonus points if you have a story that goes with.
Be ready to answer questions about your ritual.
Also; the more obscure and drawn-out what you have is, the better. Charlie Charlie is entry-level stuff, I'm hoping to uncover more '11 Miles' here.



inb4 anything i just mentioned gets posted



Also feel free to mock the piss out of me for doing this, It's a pretty stupid thing to do anyways.

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[TheABELBOTO]

I call this the near death experience:

1.fill a cup up with bleach.
2.leave the door open
3.drink the bleach and shout to get someone's attention
4.if done right the person should call 911 while you explore the otherrealm

[fireking]

Bloody Mary
if you haven't heard of this you suck

[SquartleTurtle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49GO5B6hzj8&feature=youtu.be

[Mr Unicode]

The elevator ritual, look it up.

[Couatl]

how to get women

0. play a song of your choice
1. put your right arm out, then left
2. rotate hands; right first, then left
3. move you hands to your shoulders, right, then left
4. do the same with your head
5. then hips
6. then your preferably lovey ass
7. shake dat
8. clap
9. repeat 2x
10. upload to youtube and promote
this isn't funny but i didn't sleep so
you should now have people knocking on your door begging for love

[ThatRandomGuy]

The sanic priest ritual:

0. Buy peanut butter, LOTS OF PEANUT BUTTER
1. Slather P. butter all over sacrificial Virgin
2. throw bread at the virgin so it sticks
3. you now have a PB & V Sandwich
4. gather hungry 4yr olds
5. "Prepare" the virgin ( By prepare I mean cut into little pieces )
6. Sop up blood with bread
7. Feed to the hungry lil' Heathens
8. Pray to Sanic
9. Make a terrible OC
10. You're now a high priest paladin-bishop arch curate duke Sanic Worshiper!

[Ragequit]

dead people can't say no :

1. go to a graveyard at exactly 3:33 AM on the second tuesday of february
2. jack off on the tombstone of your choice
3. leave

[ThatRandomGuy]

"forget-da-poolice"

1. break into a house
2. Steal a Blu-ray disc
3. Spray paint a dot on the wall
4. Ignite a small fire
5. jack off on inhabitant
6. kill inhabitant
7. run around outside naked
8. rob a store of $1
9. punch a random person
10. run over someone and drive off
11. gas a place