ITT: You are rotondo

[CCCPancakes]

8:19

Rotondo jerks off to this thread.

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[Swampivorous]

8:20 - Rotondo summons a Zombie Tank to jerk him off.

[Fennis]

8:21 - Rotondo jerks off and leaves

[Swampivorous]

8:22 Rotondo leaves while riding a Zombie Tank.  As soon as the door opens (or rather, explodes, because he's on a zombie tank), Coach yells "FOOTBAWL" and throws a football at him.