Discuss handicapped/autistic/dumb things you did Irl

[Ipquarx]

Accidentally electrocuted myself trying to pull out a plug. My hand slipped because of the awkward position the plug was in and I got a shocking experience. Ever since then I'm cautious when pulling plugs out.

bruh im sorry to tell you this but for it to be electrocution death needs to occur
electrocution = electro execution

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[IkeTheGeneric]

bruh im sorry to tell you this but for it to be electrocution death needs to occur
electrocution = electro execution

I know :(

[AtlasBlue]

Attempted to masturbate with petroleum jelly.

I regret every moment of it.

[ßløçks]

Attempted to masturbate with petroleum jelly.

I regret every moment of it.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFJzkenXnNJWoMz1PnKX7Ww

[MoltenKitten]

one day i was in CCD (like after school religious education) and we were talking about myths and when asked for an example i raised my hand and answered 'God'

Le tip

[Nonnel]

one day i was in CCD (like after school religious education) and we were talking about myths and when asked for an example i raised my hand and answered 'God'

put this in the accomplishments thread

[Redo]

I was playing around with an old computer PSU (from the early '90s) and I accidentally forgot to pull the plug out when I flipped the "off" switch. As I was working with it, my (luckily rubber-handled) pliers contacted the metal components connected directly to the AC input, completing the circuit and causing a short which popped the circuit breaker to the upstairs electrical system in my house, completely blacking out the environment in which I had to unplug the power cord, navigate the insanely cluttered floor of my room to the door, and make my way downstairs to reset the breaker. Ever stepped on a lego in the dark? Try stepping on a PCB.

[BLockyBuildingBro]

Shot an airsoft rifle next to my head (no, not on it) to hear what the inside sounds like. deaf for an hour

[BLockyBuildingBro]

I called my daycare teacher fat and almost made her cry

 Dude....

[Blockz]

going to a prom

[Pie Crust]

I put milk in my coffee, put the cup of coffee in the fridge and began drinking out of the milk. Exams week forgets people up.

[AcornCake]

go outside

[ThatRandomGuy]

Woke up later than usual for school, was in a rush so I was getting my jeans on and I got my richard caught in the zipper, tripped on the pant leg, and face planted on my mattress. All of that only to realize school was let out a day ago.

[XR-7]

ike and Redo's electrifying stories reminded me of a recent one. I was in my basement looking for something and couldn't see very well because the lights were too far away. Over my head was one of those long 2' or so fluorescent lights, but it didn't work. I saw that there was a plug going up to a ceiling outlet so I didn't get why it wasn't working. I was wondering if I could make it work. On the underside of the light was a metal cylinder with a small red button on it. Naturally, like all people, I had to press the red button. I reached up and pressed it. Immediately, my whole body was pulled upwards towards the light as an electrical current shot through me. I was stuck there for maybe two seconds when my knees buckled, breaking the connection and I fell to the floor. I was okay though, I didn't die.

Woke up later than usual for school, was in a rush so I was getting my jeans on and I got my richard caught in the zipper, tripped on the pant leg, and face planted on my mattress. All of that only to realize school was let out a day ago.

Wear underwear