Detroit man lights spider on fire; nearly blows up gas station

[e-maxx]

Yes
Detroit Man is truly a hero
Still not as good as Florida Man, though

Fun fact: the reason there are so many Floridian news articles is because its Florida law that all news be open to the public at all times

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[Skig²]

When he moved the car I thought he was driving away and leaving the fire

[sir dooble]

Fire is ineffective against spiders.
This is a proven fact.

The only creature to survive the explosion of Krakatoa in 1883 was a spider.
Even volcanoes can't kill them.

[Maxwell.]

Even volcanoes can't kill them.

I once beat up an entire volcano

[Refticus]

atleast it wasnt florida man

florida man accused of stealing and snorting human and dog ashes