The Adventures of starfish Robot

[TristanLuigi]

Starting up AssOS v80.0.85...
Initializing filesystem...
Checking disk...
! - 12 bad sectors! Who gives a stuff.
Rupturing battery...
Loading douchecache...
Finished!

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* Welcome to starfish Robot!
* You have been designed by some sadistic prick to cause as much annoyance to humanity as possible.
* I'm not sure why he thought that was a good idea.
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* By causing mayhem, you earn AssPoints, which are good.
* Keep in mind your battery, core temperature, and personal safety.
* Now go out there and cause some chaos!
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Status:
Battery: 100%
Temperature: 310K
Integrity: 100%
Ass Points: 0


Location:
New York City, News Years' Ball Drop. 15 minutes remain.
Heh. Balls.

[Ad Bot]

[SteveJenkins]

destroy the new York city ball drop by drop kicking it

[tber123]

Run around robo-slapping everyone

[TristanLuigi]

destroy the new York city ball drop by drop kicking it

> dropkick "NewYearsBall"
Error: You don't have rockets in your feet, dumbass.

Run around robo-slapping everyone

> slap "Person"
"Hah! Take that, forgeter!"
[1023 ms] WARNING: Received damage to face! That son of a bitch punched you!
+10 AssPoints

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Status:
Battery: 99%
Temperature: 315K
Integrity: 95%
Ass Points: 10


Location:
New York City, News Years' Ball Drop. 15 minutes remain.
Heh. Balls.

[plexy]

run all the way to NASA and steal rockets from them so you can kick the New York City ball drop

[tber123]

Grab that guy's groin, rip it off, and beat him to death with it?

[TristanLuigi]

run all the way to NASA and steal rockets from them so you can kick the New York City ball drop

> runto "NASA"; acquire "Rocket"; use "Rocket" on "Self"
Did you just have a stroke?

Grab that guy's groin, rip it off, and beat him to death with it?

> acquire "Man's_richard"
He is incapacitated with pain.
> use "Man's_richard" on "Man"
Now that's just forgeted up.
+ 20 AssPoints



Status:
Battery: 97%
Temperature: 325K
Integrity: 94%
Ass Points: 30


Location:
New York City, News Years' Ball Drop. 14 minutes remain.
Heh. Balls.

[tber123]

Keep ripping off groins, shove them into a bag, and beat people to death with the bag.

[The Mechanic]

Rob a bank, then use the money to slap people.

[Eon]

jack off