I'm sure you all have had your fair share of quotes that you just LOVE. They can be from these forums or elsewhere, it doesn't matter, just post your favorites!
"It dosn't matter how forgeted up you get, just as long as you forget the other guy up ten times worse."
"If it is to be, it is up to me."
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand" - Homer simpson
"The only man I have to be better than is the man I am right now"
"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it." -Winston Churchill
"You're not really hunting for sport unless the animal has a sporting chance of hunting you back."
"Just as living buzzards prey on the dead, dead buzzards prey on the living." - Darkflagrance
These 3 are from my brother:
"I just head-butted my own head."
"It's got the woop and the wee-oop." (Talking about a moth's wings)
*Put's both hands in an L formation to see which is his left hand*
i don't get it; how do murderers know they're murderers?
It's a problematic psychological situation, isn't it?
Its never too soon to chase the poon.

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