I am now at the age of consent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Alyx Vance]

"Wait, you wanted a cold one? Surely you want to sign up for the Reserve instead, sign here"

I used to get constant calls from the military asking me to join. I told them I have a back injury and I haven't gotten a call back. Luckily

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

Cant wait till im 25. I can finally rent a car *daydreams*

I seriously thought you were way older than that.