Nothing beats krave man.
Cheerios are some of the worst cereals to eat dry, because they seem to get increasingly more sticky with each time you touch them from any leftover saliva on your fingers.
puffinsplain cheerios Life
honey nut loving bunches of loving oats are the best thing ever and if you don't like them go jump off a bridge you sad sack of non-frosted cheerios (IF YOU LIKE non-frosted CHEERIOS YOU SUCK)
weed
But you're Scottish. Don't you live on porridge???