Drink a gallon of cat piss or eat bird stuff off the ground

[#Jeetlor]

You quantified the cat piss but not the bird nonsense? I'll go with a negligible amount of bird nonsense.

4 gallons bird crap.

[Ad Bot]

[water pipe]

the stuff

[Rally]

what the forget brother I can't even drink a gallon of water in one go

[Alcom1]

what the forget brother I can't even drink a gallon of water in one go

Maybe it exits faster? It's already piss, no need for your digestive track or kidneys to do any of their fancy processing.

[Dannu]

Maybe it exits faster? It's already piss, no need for your digestive track or kidneys to do any of their fancy processing.

That's not how your body works. If it decides you don't need the water (just as piss) it goes out instead of for another lap.

[Lizzy]

Honestly i would eat the bird stuff because it probably tastes like berries and cat piss tastes like sin

[Foxscotch]

QUITE frankly if anyone goes for the cat piss then it's probably safe to say that there's more at work there than just the desire to not eat bird poo
on that note, cat piss

[SBG]

I would've said cat piss but wouldn't have a gallon

[Thunderstrike]

Bird stuff