Dumb News Stories V2 (Break Your Own News)

[HooperScooper]

Since the old one is too old I decided to make a new one

Post news stories that would be stupid, making fun of current news, or dumb news stories that actually exist

BREAKING NEWS: Floor Walker identifies as attack helicopter
Breakfast Nights: HooperScooper's socks go missing
Breaking noot noot: Kid goes to school, parents wonder where he went
Breaking news: 404 news not found
Breaking news: News team has deja vu
Breaking news: News team has deja vu

Thanks to whoever posted in the "can I bump" thing

[Ad Bot]

[CRITAWAKETS]

Braking noose:Cars now have nooses for easy Self Delete.

Breaking Bad:Jeese and Heyzenburger make a Spaghetti Lab.

[KentMansleyDaBoss]

In other news, Bernie finally feels the bern

[HooperScooper]

In other news, Bernie finally feels the bern

*slow clap*

👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[water pipe]

Breaking News: I put a chicken fillet in the oven and my mum asked me if I was alright and I just gave her the thumbs up

[Col. Burton]

http://www.breakyourownnews.com/

[Mr.X98]

BREAKING NEWS: DONALD Annoying Orange AND HILLARY CLINTON CAUGHT IN loveUAL SCANDAL. BILL FILES FOR DIVORCE, SAYING, "The irony isn't lost on me"

http://www.breakyourownnews.com/

[Crazycom]

[dirtymurphy]

[Toxicology]

[joe411]

[HooperScooper]

Lake Chad: Triple Self Delete blasts kill 27, security sources say - BBC News
Well of course people die it's not like they could survive it

Found it when I searched "KILL CHAD"

[joe411]

Lake Chad: Triple Self Delete blasts kill 27, security sources say - BBC News
Well of course people die it's not like they could survive it

Found it when I searched "KILL CHAD"

what

[hodot]

disclaimer: this is a joke.