You try to tell the game's creator about how forgeted up everything is(paid addons, community going to stuff, etc) only for him to suddenly snap and turn you into a slave of the own game you were trying to save
Spoiler:Slave of Gmod
(It's a mod for Gmod)
stuffty vehicle physics and a combination of lag cause you to bump into another kart despite being fifteen yards away from it, sending you flying into the stratosphere again. Nobody wins the race because everyone dies from accidentally ramming one another.
Speedkart
1) You kill the Government and turn into a zombie
2) You nuke the government and yourself
3) You surrender to the Government and become their zombie slave
4) You cure zombieism by doing blatantly illogical things that allow you to actually get the cure. This is the ending nobody gets unless they know how to data mine the game itself.
Rebuild 3