Author Topic: zealot's cringy algebra story  (Read 650 times)

It was pretty popular during the livestream so I'm reposting it here:

[19:25:15] Malleo100: use big text
[19:25:17] McZealot: kk
[19:25:24] McZealot: my algebra II teacher is a depressed 40 year old man
[19:25:30] Skringledrerg: off to a good start
[19:25:31] McZealot: who wishes he was dead and hates his life
[19:25:44] McZealot: he plays 'meditation videos' during class

[19:25:48] JakTheFifth joined (aliases: JakTheFifth)
[19:25:54] McZealot: collections of weird music and waterfalls and stuff
[19:26:02] Hotremox: is it weaboo cringe
[19:26:03] McZealot: so as i was nearing his class in the hall today
[19:26:16] McZealot: i heard something that sounded different. like pop music
[19:26:28] McZealot: it was that song by katy perry. LAST FRIDAY NIGHT!

[19:26:33] Skringledrerg: oh my god
[19:26:37] McZealot: i cant do a single lyric though. just recongnized the song.
[19:26:37] Malleo100: o
[19:26:38] Hotremox:  kill me
[19:26:40] McZealot: so i walk into class
[19:26:47] McZealot: and i see he is playing it on the smartboard
[19:26:53] McZealot: but its not katy perry

[19:26:59] Skringledrerg: oh no
[19:27:00] McZealot: ITS THE loving MINECRAFT PARODY VIDEO
[19:27:03] McZealot: DONT MINE AT NIGHT

[19:27:03] Skringledrerg: OH NO
[19:27:04] Hotremox: STOP
[19:27:05] Malleo100: OOOOOOOOOOOOO
[19:27:09] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO
[19:27:09] dekott: o h no
[19:27:10] this is
[19:27:10] McZealot: AND HE HAD A loving PLAYLIST LOADED UP
[19:27:11] Malleo100: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
[19:27:12] dekott: worse than cringe
[19:27:14] McZealot: OF MINECRAFT PARODIES
[19:27:17] Malleo100: oh no
[19:27:19] Skringledrerg: IT GETS WORSE
[19:27:21] McZealot: AND HE PLAYED THEM THE WHOLE loving HOUR
[19:27:25] McZealot: I WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE

[19:27:27] Wispfire: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAAAAAALL
[19:27:28] Malleo100: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[19:27:29] dekott: your teacher is a really really depressed and depressing man
[19:27:30] Skringledrerg: honestly
[19:27:32] McZealot: PEOPLE WERE LEGIT LIKE GATHERING IN THE HALL OUTSIDE
[19:27:33] DamnThatClique: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH
[19:27:36] Wispfire:  [:runaway:]
[19:27:37] McZealot: SOMEONE SKIPPED
[19:27:43] McZealot: THEY DIDNT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH US


your algebra teacher is a friend?

I would skip that class too

did he have Eye of the Spider



I tried not to listen. There was 'Don't Mine at Night' 'Hunger Games Song' some parody of 'Dynamite' (TNT?), some song about creepers, and I dont remember the rest

I tried not to listen. There was 'Don't Mine at Night' 'Hunger Games Song' some parody of 'Dynamite' (TNT?), some song about creepers, and I dont remember the rest

may your soul rest in peace

did he have Eye of the Spider
doughboy was loving playing that in the discord it was loving ear rape not in the loud way but in the AAAAAAAAAAAAH THIS IS HORRIBLE way