One time I was dating the daughter of a teacher. I think we all know where this is going. We were messing around in his office, when suddenly he walks in the door. We were already ducked down behind his desk, and my girlfriend quickly jumped up and led him out, saying she wanted to show him a viral video or something. As soon as he was gone I loving hightailed it out of there. It's funny to look back on now, but damn that was scary. So moral of the story, don't try and get some in a teacher's office. It's loving stupid.