have you ever beeen in this situation where

[pefu19]

youre jacking it and
youre almost finished and you nut so you reach for the TP but realize its too far and you have to get up
!!!suddenly the pizza guy rings your house bell

what do you do??

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[portify]

is this a rhetorical question

[pefu19]

is this a rhetorical question

no

[IkeTheGeneric]

Presumably clean up and then answer the door. The pizza guy isn't going to leave when the door isn't answered immediately

[TheABELBOTO]

I ordered chinese wtf

[Red Spy]

I have jacked off before my food gets delivered

Always had a mop since

[Masterlegodude]

is this a rhetorical question

Don't answer that

[P4ris]

I just pay for the pizza and continue

[Lego lad]

have someone else get the pizza

[plad101]

I thought the title said "have you ever beeen to electric lady land"

OT: never, I don't use TP to clean up cause I tend to jerk in the shower

[Poliwhirl]

ask the pizza guy to deliver the sausage pizza

[The Resonte!]

pay whilst still doing it