the Dab-ocrats steal ANOTHER State. if the three other parties had banded together, they would have Won. Wink. Wink.
Nonneld Annoying Orange of the Republican Conservation League: 5 votes (20.8%)
Toothless of the Dragon Party: 6 votes (25%)
June Cough of the Nationalscheißelist Party: 2 votes (8.3%)
Bernie Dabwell of the Dab-ocratic Party: 11 votes (45.8%)
up next we have WASHINGTON, IDAHO, and NEVADA to help seal up the West. that's 22 Electoral Votes.