Author Topic: what if losing your virginity was a physical thing  (Read 1679 times)


get your virginity removed like your tonsils or your appendix

get your virginity removed like your tonsils
close enough to reality I'd say

"haha oh stuff here comes that loving virgin loser nerd"
*rapid sloshing noises from the gallon of sweet tea as the nerd speedwalks away*

It felt very physical ;)


I lost my virginity to a vehicular accident

 op loosing your virginity is a physical thing

i'd never trust a glass of sweet tea again that's for sure

op loosing your virginity is a physical thing
rather than tighting it, which is a mental thing

A message from the love Health Institute: If you're about to have your first loveual experience, it is highly suggested to bring several empty buckets to ensure the control of a unexpected flow of sweet tea, the intensity may vary depending on the intensity of the experience.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2017, 06:14:34 AM by Filipe »

like as soon as you had an climax, a gallon of sweet tea spilled out of you

sweet tea when you climax? this would make lewinskys 10x better