i worked at kfc
a crackhead came through who was clearly tweaking and ordered two mcgriddles (at like 4pm, this was before all day breakfast too). i told him that this was a kfc and we didnt have mcgriddles. he then ordered "two chicken wings" instead and when i asked what kind (original, grilled) he responded with "i want fried, aint that what yall name is". while trying to not die laughing i told him to pull up to the window. he pulled up in this nice ass colorado and was p much having a seizure in the driver seat. i gave him the cost and he proceeded to stare at me and twitch for like half a minute, then he threw like 3 quarters in a nickel in the drive thru window and sped off
only time i got a tip working fast food