Reasons to vote for democrats: A comprehensive Guide [#1 BESTSELLER]

[otto-san]

get you a man that can do both

[Ad Bot]

[PhantOS]

I mean it's not just conservatives that do this. Plenty of liberals' senses of humor are just repeating the same stuffty lines and phrases from John Oliver.

I can assure you that john oliver is the is the liberal version of Humble Water Filter Merchant, and people who pay any attention to him are mentally unfit

[Juncoph]

get you a man that can do both

hydra aren't national socialists

they're worse

[otto-san]

hydra aren't national socialists

they're worse

even worse than a super-national socialist??

[Ragequit]

even worse than a super-national socialist??

water national socialists because they have hydrogen in the name

[otto-san]

damn...who knows what the national socialists could've done if they knew how to swim...glad these goons aren't the real deal or else we'd be in some hot water (that's a hydrogen joke)

[Ipquarx]

water national socialists because they have hydrogen in the name

Dihydrogen Monational socialist. The most dangerous of chemicals.

[Drydess]

I can assure you that john oliver is the is the liberal version of Humble Water Filter Merchant, and people who pay any attention to him are mentally unfit

the difference is that john oliver is funny without the dramatic irony

[Juncoph]

Dihydrogen Monational socialist. The most dangerous of chemicals.

no the oxidanes are worse

scandinavian solvent bastards

[McZealot]

I stopped watching John Oliver because all he talks about now is Annoying Orange. It's like playing baseball against the elderly. When the target is so easy there really isn't any humor in it.

[LeisureSuit912]

Spending actual money on an entirely blank book to insult someone who will never know what I did...that's pure ownage.

[Swollow]

this seems rather un-conservative of trees