Imagine Losing Your Virginity to the Emojis From The Emoji Movie

[Daswiruch]

i want gene from the emoji movie to cook me a nice southern dinner and then leave the bill on my table because im at a restaurant

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[Master Shadow Phoenix]

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[Willco2]

bro that would be frickin EPIC

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itt: "i am very very mad that i read some text on a forum! >:("

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itt: "i am very very mad that i read some text on a forum! >:("

Itt: VH doesnt understand that kimon is a long lived troll and that this thread is really loving gross

This isnt library of babel or a bot, its a live human being doing this and writing this. That is why we get mad at it, if it was just as simple as text on a forum then it would be just something that floats past us.

[Electrk.]

That is why we get mad at it

and that is why he wins

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Itt: VH doesnt understand that kimon is a long lived troll and that this thread is really loving gross

This isnt library of babel or a bot, its a live human being doing this and writing this. That is why we get mad at it, if it was just as simple as text on a forum then it would be just something that floats past us.

jokes make me mad >:((((((