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cooolguy can't stop smiling creepily, has dozens of prototypes, and the failed prototypes can only say juice, chicken, and gorilla.
furthermore, he is seen as the hero of our time by many on this forum.
...what if there is an underground development lab where they attempt to infuse DNA from the corpse of harambe into a black fetus and used special fast aging hormones to get him to the age they needed him to be sooner, and it took many failed attempts before they finally made the perfect resurrection of harambe.
cooolguy is the second coming of harambe.
