I need to sleep. Tldw; I ate bad chicken, suppressed the urge to puke, tried to puke and through the process got some sort of paralyzing agent absorbed in my body, and called my parents before I stopped being able to move entirely. They took me to a bath, it didn't help, we called 911. The EMTs came, took some readings. By the time they were finished, I could open my hands again, they gave me some readings and i signed the no ambulence form.
I had them called because I was worried about my heart. I could barely feel a beat, even though I had been moving nonstop since the paralyzation started. My heart did test slow when the first emt got there.
So what did I learn:
Don't suppress puking.
My heart rate and blood sugar are fine.
I will feel much less annoyed when the fire Dept siren wails in the background.
So...
I am very tired. I could feel my extremeties tingling, so I was pumping my legs and arms to help keep blood flowing.
This sort of paralyzation is scary. All of my muscles were locked up, and I had to fight my own body just to keep blood flowing, and to avoid muscle strain.
But it's done with now. Good people took care of me.
...goodnight.
