I'm trying to buy people's souls when they're most vulnerable, during Halloween.
Is there anything that I should add/take away? Anything to ensure me ownership of these souls in the afterlife? Any loopholes that you see?
Points of the contract so far, in no particular order:
*Gingers need not apply.
*Persons of the age twelve (12) or under need their biological parent's permission.
*After the deal is concluded with the signing of the contract, the holder of the signed contract is the owner of the soul.
*The responsibility of the candy quality falls solely on the contract signer.
*I.O.U.s are not applicable.
*The contract signer forfeits their mortal soul to the contract bearer for three (3) full-size pieces of candy.
*A signature should be accompanied by the signer's full, printed name.
*The contract cannot be reversed by any means.
*The contract holder may transfer ownership of the contract signer's soul, and this contract to anyone of their choosing.
*With the stipulations of the contract signer's mortal soul being bound to the physical contract itself, upon the contract being burned or buried with a corpse, the souls bound to this contract are now under the permanent ownership of that corpse's spirit in whatever afterlife they may be in, and the souls may be traded as currency or otherwise in that same afterlife.
*Destruction of the contract by any means that does not include those listed above forfeits the soul bound to this contract to the Dark Lord Satan.
Note: Drachma is now valueless Greek currency, The ferryman ought to take benjamins instead and liven up the place.
