Terrible jokes Megathread

[Woof]

Capital Letters are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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[Marios]

Capital Letters are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

It was punctuation, actually. No need to fix what ain't broken.

[Nonnel]

"help your uncle, jack, off a horse" or "help jack, your uncle, off a horse" both work

[Marios]

"help your uncle, jack, off a horse" or "help jack, your uncle, off a horse" both work

No, no, it went like "help your uncle, jack, off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse".

[Nonnel]

"let's eat, grandma!" vs "let's eat grandma"

[Nix the Glaceon]

what do you call a war with mexico






an alien invasion