forget mayonnaise

[The Resonte!]

also can we firebomb all of argentina

ask your mom first

[Ad Bot]

[Woof]

people who like spicy food are straight-up masochists
it's literally inflicting pain on yourself

doubly-relevant prozd

I love spicy stuff.

[TristanLuigi]

I love spicy stuff.

but why
again it's just self-inflicted pain

i don't enjoy stubbing my toe, why would i enjoy the equivalent amount of pain in my mouth

[Mr Queeba]

finally an opinion that i can agree with
the fact that mayo even won a splatfest against the far superior ketchup goes to show how sadistic the situation is

[Badger]

but why
again it's just self-inflicted pain

your bloodline is WEAK

you will not survive the winter

[Woof]

but why
again it's just self-inflicted pain

i don't enjoy stubbing my toe, why would i enjoy the equivalent amount of pain in my mouth

I'm a masochist. I ENJOY pain.

[SWAT One]

Only good applications:

• Plain, if applied to some sandwiches with meat, including some burgers, usually to balance out Savory flavors and savory Meats like beef, ham, or other red meats.
• In salads like macaroni salad, potato salad, coleslaw
• Creamy salad dressings
• Aioli sauces
• A dipping sauce for Belgian-style fries

[Nonnel]

spicy doesn't necessarily mean painful

[BLockyBuildingBro]

man this thread is dumfb

[TristanLuigi]

spicy doesn't necessarily mean painful

bitch yes it does, unless it's a really weak spiciness

[Nonnel]

bitch yes it does, unless it's a really weak spiciness

brother honey chipotle doesn't hurt

[Ragequit]

if it doesn't hurt it aint spicy

[p0rtalGeek]

mayo more like may NO BECAUSE forget MAYO AMIRIGHT HAHAHAHAH