it probably isn't as bad as that one streamer whose cat scratched her eye
sounds like a case of CAT SCRATCH FEVER! (insert tune)
I have a dog, but I'd be safe if he scratched my eye, I'm wearing glasses.
Then it isn't exactly scratching your eye, is it?
update 2: electric boogaloo
i'm alive
my eye is completely healed
i can see now.
celebrations ahoy
ahoy!!!!