The time for me to turn 21 is now

[Kumquat]

Bring alcohol unto me with haste, for I have been sober for 21 years.

[Ad Bot]

[Daswiruch]

happy birthday

[AverageDude]

enjoy

[The Titanium]

i will burn it

[e-maxx]

just in time for the e g g n o g

[Masterlegodude]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzXO_5e8oO0

[ChappersTeddy]

me and candy used to be close before she pulled that snake birthday thing on me. that is the most inconsiderate thing you could do to a person