I just had a crazy bad dream

[Mardalf]

I dreamt I was walking into world war III

I'm going to the doctor tomorrow

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[Trogtor]

i had a dream last night that i was watching the news and they were talking about how pitbulls across the nation were biting off testicles from other animals. then i was working at a farm that neutered animals but the way we did it was we painted the animals balls with this paste-like substance with a brush and it would cause the animal to have an climax and then it'd numb its balls then id cut it with scissors.

[PhantOS]

i had a dream last night that i was watching the news and they were talking about how pitbulls across the nation were biting off testicles from other animals. then i was working at a farm that neutered animals but the way we did it was we painted the animals balls with this paste-like substance with a brush and it would cause the animal to have an climax and then it'd numb its balls then id cut it with scissors.

sounds like my dream job

[Conan]

i had a dream last night that i was watching the news and they were talking about how pitbulls across the nation were biting off testicles from other animals. then i was working at a farm that neutered animals but the way we did it was we painted the animals balls with this paste-like substance with a brush and it would cause the animal to have an climax and then it'd numb its balls then id cut it with scissors.

pretty sure something like tjis is actually how goats are neutered or something, except you literally just pull instead of use scissors

[Mardalf]

pretty sure something like tjis is actually how goats are neutered or something, except you literally just pull instead of use scissors

Goats you just pop a rubber band on and it eventually falls off

But that's how cattle are done sometimes cut the bottom of the sack off then you pull the testies and the term I've heard is actually "strip" or "stripping" because you pull with one hand and use the other to "strip" the tissue off of the tubes and whatever

It's not nearly as bad as it sounds it only takes seconds

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[Mardalf]

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Well the doctor said to tell him about it

So I told him all about my dream but partway through he interrupted me

Sayining “I’ve been having the same dreams
But mine was a little different
I dreamt that the only person left after the war was me
I didn’t see you around”

It was so strange