Sorry it was the first Crash Bandicoot game I ever owned, it's apart of my childhood. Thought it was okay tho.
Listen, I will have to be completly honest to you: All your actions you remember since you were born are a Complete Lie, you are living a fake life in a coma dream right now. You are actually a 47 year old man who robbed a bank with your team on April 28th 2017. While driving away from the city and the police in a car chase a wheel of your vehicle exploded causing an accident, killing your teammates and leaving yourself as the only survivor. However as i mentioned before, you went into a coma after you flew out from the window of your vehicle in the accident, making you falling into a pit of rocks.
And now, after 3 years of sleeping and dreaming, it is time for you to wake up from this coma and abandon this fake life. The police are waiting, the people are waiting, it is time for your judgement, there's no going back. So wake up, Mr. John "gameboy19" Johnson, and remember:
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex for the Playstation 2, Xbox and Gamecube never happened, at all, it's all fake.
Wake up.
