The stuffty Superpower Game v4

[soldier101@]

this loving thread is ruined

the ability to fix this thread

But you stuff yourself every time you fix it

The ability to incinerate inanimate objects at will

[Ad Bot]

[maxymax13]

for every inanimate object you incinerate, you must first freeze a nearby animate object to death too(it is a slow process and they will be fully aware of who is doing it)

the ability to telestuff remotely into far away bathrooms

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

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The power to pwn noobs

[maxymax13]

granted. you pwn yourself immediately


the power to get back any deleted file or page from the internet

[soldier101@]

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Banned people cant play the game. . . So i guess its YOU whos getting skipped! hahahaha\
anyway

the power to get back any deleted file or page from the internet

But if you try more than once every decade you run into the file not found mozilla screen

The power make any edible substance rain at any time

[Nigel The Protagonist]

However it suffers the same effects Acid Rain occurs to normal precipitation

The ability to change my god damn cringe ass username

[Metalliku]

every time you decide to change it an extrarandom letter is added, you can't remove it by any means, it will just add more random letters if you try to

the ability to hack any casino games just to make people lose

[soldier101@]

but you keep getting kicked out for perceived tampering with the machine despite it being in their favor.

The ability to stuff double sided tape rolls whenever I want without harming myself.

[Nigel The Protagonist]

however its covered in stuff so you cant really use it


the ability to shoot fire out of my nipples

[bloody jumper]

You gain this ability, but you have absolutely no control over it. In order to prevent hurting your loved ones, you must live in seclusion, in Antarctica or something.

The power to make people have nosebleeds at inopportune moments

[Defendor]

the nosebleeds are like master roshi's geyser bleeds and the inopportune moments being when they are near your non-waterproof devices

power to establish your own ideal government for your country

[Nigel The Protagonist]

the nosebleeds are like master roshi's geyser bleeds and the inopportune moments being when they are near your non-waterproof devices

power to establish your own ideal government for your country

it only lasts about 10 minutes and has a 3 month cooldown

[Rigel]

* But it refused

I want the power to stop being depressed