Why a new clan?
Well first of all, my last clan (Calling all Christians) had causedan uproar of posts which were not related to my clan. This is why my new clan _______(we dont know the name yet), is going to be more convient to you guys. I hope you like this new change.
Introduction
This new clan is for any blockhead who is wanting to join. This clan all started when our predictably heroic protagonist, Blockland Guy, woke up in his bed. Feeling scarcely angered, Blockland Guy punched his alarm clock, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Absolutely thrilled, he realized that his beloved Blockland was missing! Immediately he called his annoying neighbor, Bob. Blockland Guy had known Bob for (plus or minus) 61 years, the majority of which were enticing ones. Bob was unique. He was outgoing though sometimes a little... selfish. Blockland Guy called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.
  Bob picked up the phone and heard his very sad neighbor. Bob calmly assured him that most man-eating capybaras shudder before mating, yet Indonesian devil cats usually explosively shudder *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Blockland Guy. Why was Bob trying to distract Blockland Guy? Because he had snuck out from Blockland Guy's with the Blockladn only four days prior. It was a sassy little computer game... how could he resist?
  It didn't take long before Blockland Guy got back to the subject at hand: his missing Blockland. Bob sighed. Relunctantly, Bob invited him over, assuring him they'd find Blockland. Blockland Guy grabbed his cat and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Bob realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide Blockland and he had to do it recklessly., He had take at least nine minutes before Blockland Guy would get there. But if he took the Time machine? Then Bob would be exceedingly screwed.
  Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Bob was interrupted by two funny-smelling Admins that were lured by Blockland. Bob grimaced; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling concerned, he fearlessly reached for his push broom and fearlessly slapped every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged admins began to scurry around, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Time machine rolling up. It was Blockland Guy.
----o0o----
  With a careful leap, Blockland Guy was out of the Time machine and went charismatically jaunting toward Bob's front door. Meanwhile inside, Bob was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the Blockladn into a box of potatos and then slid the box behind his dog. Bob was stunned but at least the Blockland was concealed. The doorbell rang.
  'Come in,' Bob wildly screamed. With a careful push, Blockland Guy opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some clueless social outcast in a hippie-pleasing hybrid vehicle,' he lied. 'It's fine,' Bob assured him. Blockland Guy took a seat ridiculously unclose to where Bob had hidden Blockland. Bob sighed trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But Blockland Guy was distracted. Before the all-seeing eyes of a perpetually displeased diety, Bob noticed a funny-smelling look on Blockland Guy's face. Blockland Guy slowly opened his mouth to speak.
  '...What's that smell?'
  Bob felt a stabbing pain in his armpit when Blockland Guy asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden Blockland right by fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A funny-smelling look started to form on Blockland Guy's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's bananas from when she used to have pet 3-legged wallabies. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Blockland Guy nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Bob could react, Blockland Guy thoughtfully lunged toward the box and opened it. Blockland was plainly in view.
  Blockland Guy stared at Bob for what what must've been two minutes. Just as zero people expected Bob groped explosively in Blockland Guy's direction, clearly desperate. Blockland Guy grabbed the Blockland and bolted for the door. It was locked. Bob let out a enticing chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Blockland Guy,' he rebuked. Bob always had been a little selfish, so Blockland Guy knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Bob banned him, like... start chucking bananas at him or something. As if it really mattered he gripped Blockland tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
  Bob looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Blockland Guy. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame seven days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for Blockland Guy. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Bob walked over to the window and looked down. Blockland Guy was gone.
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  Just yonder, Blockland Guy was struggling to make his way through the disease-infested jungle behind Bob's place. Blockland Guy had severely hurt his scalp during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Admins suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the Blockladn. One by one they latched on to Blockland Guy. Already weakened from his injury, Blockland Guy yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Admins running off with his Blockland.
  Suddenly there was a big shake, and then another, and another...it was the host!! Blockland Guy danced with joy when he saw this. His Blockland was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in eleven minutes his favorite TV show, Mythbusters, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When long-haired sea monkeys meet weapon of mass destruction'). Blockland Guy was so giddy, that he made a clan specifically for blockland lovers....
This legend was told for years and years and years...
Why Join?
This clan is as easy as pie, all you have to do is post that you want to join and MOST IMPORTANTLY post your ingame name with it.
1)No Swearing
2)no arguing
3)No making inapropiate builds (like your ***** or stuff like that)
4)Spam only if someone wants you to
5)We take all builds
The ranks
"Great, now im in the clan, can i be super admin?" This is a question you will probably be wondering. Here are all the ranks in this clan and how many of them there are:
1)Da boss (1)
2)Super admin (1)
3)Admin (2)
4)Officer (10)
5)Builder or clan member (unlimited)
6)recruit (unlimited)
Qualifying for these ranks:
Da Boss: Da Boss is a rank for the starter of the clan...in other words, me. He controls this whole clan. In game name: Army Dude
Super admin: Super admin is a rank for the 2 first people who say they want to be in this clan. These guys take care of my job when I am not around.
Amin: Admins are those under the Super admins. They have powers of controlling officers and builders or staff or recruits.
Officers: Officers is a step higher than builders. They report to any of the ranks higher then them what the builders and staff are doing. They need to recruit the recruits.
Builders or staff: These guys are the guys who are have fun and have no work to do like reporting and stuff like that.
Recruits: Recruits are people who have just joined the clan.
Meetings and other things you need to know
Meetings will be held every Saturday at 10:00. UNFORTUNATELY, i can NOT host servers right now, so if you want to host the meeting, then just post here, and ill see if i can trust you.
Wrapping it up
Whew! That was a long briefing! When we get our name of our clan up, we will immediately tell what innitials you should put in your name. Thank you very much!!
