I made myself an egg. :D

[-Koden-]

Koden's Disgusting Meal of Champions:

1. 2 - 3 Eggs scrambled, put in large bowl
2. 1 baked potato - smashed, chopped, whatever
3. Glob of either ketchup or salsa. Keep in mind if you're using ketchup not to put too much
4. stuffload of hot sauce. Any kind will do.
5. (Optional) Mayonaise
6. Stir and eat

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[tapemaster21]

Putting strange toppings on eggs?! This is madness!

Madness?!

THIS



IS



EGG-TA!!!!

[BlockBrain]

Ga. I wike pie. Who are you? I want ur pie!!!!!!!!! Whats that egg??? *Pours liquid nitrogen on the egg*
:D


That egg came alive! RUN 4 UR LIVES!!!!! Besides, WERE ONLY 2 INCHES TALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BlockBrain]

Koden's Disgusting Meal of Champions:

1. 2 - 3 Eggs scrambled, put in large bowl
2. 1 baked potato - smashed, chopped, whatever
3. Glob of either ketchup or salsa. Keep in mind if you're using ketchup not to put too much
4. stuffload of hot sauce. Any kind will do.
5. (Optional) Mayonaise
6. Stir and eat

I can make something more disgusting with less steps

1. Get 2-3 Raw Eggs, pour in a jug
2. Mayonaise
3. Carbonated Water
4. Moer Hot sauce than Koden

 =

Instant Upchucking

[WRB852]

Homer Simpson’s Space-Age Out-of-This-World Moon Waffles:
Ingredients

    * One bag caramel cubes
    * Waffle mix
    * One bottle Liquid Smoke
    * One stick butter

Directions

    * Empty bag of caramels onto waffle iron.
    * Add generous portion of waffle batter (Oooooh… Waffle runoff…).
    * Add one bottle of Liquid Smoke.
    * Cook until burnt.
    * Wrap waffle around a stick of butter.
    * Serve on a toothpick.

Ah, I love that scene.