Author Topic: This Topic has Nothing to do with the Title  (Read 1493 times)

There was once a rabbit named Fred. Fred was your regular sort of rabbit. White, furry, full of spunk and fun. He was the kind of rabbit you would see lounging in his hole, eating up a nice carrot. Fred had his wife, Charlette. His two kids, Benny and Roxanne. And his pet tick, Joeseph.

What a happy little family they were! Going on hikes, shopping at the local Rabbit Mall, hopping around like nobody's business. Why, it was such a sunny day they went out picnicing when Fred had... his first symptom. Suddenly, he felt a burning in his stomach. He simply passed it over as nothing but indigestion at first. But it got worse. Charlette noticed him acting strangly.

"Honey Bunny, are you ok?" Charlette asked.

"Yes dear, I'm fi- hhrrggg," Fred spewed. Suddenly, everyone knew something was horribly wrong. Fred collapsed to the ground in one huge THUMP. Charlette let out a deafening shriek. A shreik that made everything in the green, sunny park seem loose, and unfitting. Charlette yelled at her children to help their father into the family car.

It was grey, a cold still grey as they rushed Fred to the hospital. Benny was looking silently at his father, who was crumpled up in the passenger seat. Benny hoped and hoped his father would be ok. Roxanne only felt emotionless and listened to My Chemical Hare-mance, an odd, yet fitting, soundtrack for what was about to unfold.

They arrived at the hospital in 4 minutes, although it seemed hours. Doctors and nurses had received word about Fred, and were waiting prompty outside the door. Dr. Jamal Lewis was the head doctor who rushed him in on a stretcher. Fred was only half awake, staring at everything. Suddenly, and sadly, his vision grew blurrier- blurrier still. He fell into an eternal dark.

When he finally opened his eyes, he could feel a hand on his. It was Charlette's. Charlette ad makeup running down her face in the shape of what had to have been constant crying, weeping. She glanced at Fred.

"FRED! Fred, you're awake!"

Everyone rushed in, excited to see good ol' Fred. Everyone was sobbing from joy that he had woken up. Later he was told that he had incredibly survived a deadly sickness no one had seen before. Dr. Lewis walked up to him.

"You did a good job, now all you need is to go home and get some rest."

With a sense of hope in the air, Fred decided that he should walk home. He needed to experience what he had been ignoring- Life. Life and all its wonders and happiness. He stepped out of the comfort of the hospital, to see the blinding freshness of the sun. It was a relief, life was now back with him.

He stepped out on to the street, he looked at the cloudless day and smiled. He whispered to himself words of how grateful he was. To see, to hear, to feel. He closed his eyes and took a long, peaceful breath. As he opened his eyes, he saw a truck driving straight towards him. The truck had run him over, and Fred died instantly.

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« Last Edit: August 28, 2008, 12:39:52 AM by blingmobile »

Actually, Fred contracted Myxi and his eyes swelled to twice their size, forcing his eyelids shut, making him blind, and therefore was unaware of a truck speeding towards him, which flattened him in an instant. About a day later, a Red Kite swooped down to examine the mess of rabbit, however it was too flat for her tastes, and she left it.

You have just sucessfully made me depressed! Great job forgeter.

This topic is misnamed, thus leading people to beleive differently causing them to click a link leading to a sad story. Such a topic may be considered a trap link in the fact that it leads to an unexpected and unwarrented/wanted depressing tale. Trap links are a reason for bans on the Blockland forums. In short, I vote that you get banned for this friendry.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2008, 06:26:30 PM by ladios »

The moral of the story is:
Don't close your eyes in the middle of the street.


Ladios, It's your fault your depressed. Not his. Of course, the topic title had nothing to do with the actual post, it should be changed.

Had a feeling it would have an anti-climatic ending.  :cookieMonster:

Had a feeling it would have an anti-climatic ending.  :cookieMonster:
I wonder whatever happened to the wife....was she the one driving the truck because secretly she had a massive insurance policy out on him? Seems the only way that could actually happen in such a short time.....unless he was really that dumb to stand in the street for so long.

I submitted this to be in the school newspaper and they said no :(

I even left out the part where Charlette kills herself from the woe, and the children, having no other place to go, get sold into slavery.  Bunny slaves.

At least you fixed the title....