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Micky mouse peed on a house. What colour was his pee?

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MULTICOLOURED =D
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Author Topic: Stories so bad you will laugh your freaking butt off.  (Read 938 times)

ohai

Story 1:

Once upon a time, Soup. The end.

Story 2:
Once upon a time, a girl cut her hair AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE ACIDENTLY SHE ACCIDENTLY CUT THE EARTH ALSO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EVERYONE DIED THE CRAPPY END =D

Story 3:

One upon a time,  :cookie: :cookieMonster: :iceCream: :iceCream: :nes: :cookie: :iceCream: :nes: :nes: 's fell from the sky. END.

i didn't laugh at all

HAHAHAAAAA YOU'RE SO RANDOM AND FUNNY YOU SAID SOUP!



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMGZ YUR SO FUNIZ  :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: FOR U OMZ GUIZ IST TEH GUI FUNY

My friend was trying out for our school's (very little) track and field team, in the high jump. He tried to do the normal flop method, where you jump sideways/backwards, headfirst, arching your back to get over. He couldn't do it, so he tried a different technique.

He jumped, got one leg over...

and landed, straddling the bar.

He literally balanced on the bar (by his crotch) for a second or two before screaming and falling off.