Santa.. Seriously where the hell did that concept come from. I doubt a man started climbing down chimneys because every person who has tried that has pretty much killed themselves.
My family and I wrestled with probably the heaviest tree we've ever had for at least an house just to get it to stand up strait with it's enormous double trunk. We had to saw part of the bottom off, and get drenched in sap in the process, and tomorrow, when we have to time start decorating it, we'll have to take off some of the branches at the VERY top, so someone will have to stand on the top of our step latter (which isin't nearly as tall as the tree) lean up to the top with a giant set of clippers, get covered in sap again, just to place a star at the top.
