I got a couple right here
1. chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and hit himself in the back of the head
2. chuck norris doesn't mow his lawn, he just stares at it and dares tit to grow
3. chuck norris built the log cabin he was born in
4. chuck norris doesn't style his hair, he looks at it in the miror and it gets scared into the way he wants it
5. for chuck norris all doors are automatic
6. chuck norris would never have a heart attack, his heart would never dare attack
7. in the hospital when chuck norris was born the only one crying was the docter because he never saw chuck norris b4.
8. you win some, you lose some, but chuck norris wins them all
9. for chuck norris, everything is V.I.P
10. chuck norris CAN put a brick inside another brick (kudos to Badspot and
www.blockland.us)
11. if you have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollar, chuck norris has more money then you
12. there is no ctrl button on cuck norrises keyboard, cause hes always in control
13. chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open
14. chuck norris can eat just one lays potato chip
15. chuck norris destroyed the periodic table cause he only recognizes one element, the element of suprise
16. chuck norris can kill 2 stones with one bird
17. when the boogy man goes to bad at night, he looks in his closet to check for chuck norris
18. chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits
19. there is no theory of evolution, its just a list of animals chuck norris let live
20. chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding
21. when chuck norris does a push up, he doesn't go up, he pushes the earth down
22. chuck norris doesn't get frost bite, he bites frost
23. chuck norris can slam a revolving door
24. chuck norris doesn't read books, he just stares at them until he gets the information that he wants
25. America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship
and last but never the least
26. there is only outer space because the universe doesn't want to be on the same planet as chuck norris
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