If it was in midair, it would shoot up, down, east, south, west, north, down north, down south, down west, down east, up east, up south, up west, up north, north east, south east, south west, and northwest, huh? and every place inbetween.
That would be about over 30 events, and could easily be done. you just need to get to work, and not complain about "making it easier" because this is the easy way, the hard way is to make it without wrench events.
