So I jumped off a wall.

[Skulltulla]

I jumped off the top of a one-story building once. I landed on the instep of my foot (somehow) and couldn't walk for a week.

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[XaMMaX211]

my friend was using my old bike that has no brakes, she was facing towards the street in the driveway, I saw a car, pushed her in the street, not knowing she didn't have brakes, lets just say she was injured :D

[tay104]

This one time, my friends and I were riding our bikes and we come to this 3 foot drop off at a construction site of sorts.  I was dared to bunny hop it and so in my streak of manliness, I did.  And I failed, because I didn't jump in time and I was going too slow which lead to the front wheel getting stuck in a foot of mud and me scraping the skin off of my shins on a hidden rock.  Needless to say we washed my legs off in a nearby creek and went to my best friend's g-ma's house to get cleaned up.  Fun :D

[(Blockland-Lover)]

Cow tipping, not fun.

[pen]

i fell from a tree about 15 feet up about noon one day
landed on the back of my head
woke up a bit later, it was getting dark

[Jaymz]

This wasn't my fault or foolish on my part, but I have been hit by a car, twice. Same spot, walking to school, just a really busy intersection with a lot of really stupid drivers.

Nothing severe though. Got the day off school both times 

[Quantum]

I jumped of a ten story building and landed it but my ear hurt.

True story.

[Vertzer]

I was skydiving once but after I jumped I noticed that I forgot to put my parachute on. I was all "All right, no sweat, I'll just roll"

I died.

[Quantum]

I was skydiving once but after I jumped I noticed that I forgot to put my parachute on. I was all "All right, no sweat, I'll just roll"

I died.

And now it's your brother posting that you died after somehow got your password?  Seems resonable.

[Jervan]

So once I punched a 6ft giant who's in my year. Didn't go down too well dislocated knee ;_;

[Gaz]

On Thursday I was on my way out to the field in PE and we had to go across concrete and it had been raining and I fell and scrapped up my right knee, god it was painful.
Didn't go so good when it had to be clean and bandaged, god that was the most painful part.
But some good news I get to miss PE for a few weeks :D

[Shinji]

While Skateboarding, I tried to ollie a staircase. I landed wrong and dislocated my wrist. It hurts like a bitch when they pop it back into place.

[Ronin]

So once I punched a 6ft giant who's in my year. Didn't go down too well dislocated knee ;_;

6 feet you say.

That's not a giant person type of tall.

[cncwarlord]

Giant compared to the person doing the punching obviously. Although a real giant is like 7 feet+