You aren't funny. Stop posting.
I can wipe my ass with money

But I don't want to. It's not soft enough :3
In your opinion, would buying a Clocky (TM) mobilized alarm clock for every member of my family be a good investment? :o
Haha, just kidding.
But uh, my old computer kept shutting off due to overheat because the old fan was too small. Apparently, since my cousin gave it to us (it used to be his) his fan had busted and he rigged it up to work with an older Windows's fan. So, we just took the fan out of our oldest computer, which, mind you, has a very big fan, and rigged it to work in the XP.
And yeah, no more overheat. Try a larger, more cooling fan.