Hello starfish

[zoneark]

So I was sent this strange email by some random person claiming that I have known her.  I have never talked to this person before in my life.  Has anyone else got one of these emails before?

Hello starfish,

We've been in contact together for a certain time now and as you know I have always said that I have a very strong good feeling about you starfish and this helps me to perceive exactly how you are feeling, so I'm now going to be very direct with you starfish. I know that you want to get the most out of the Transit which will occur in less than 20 days. As a matter of fact I mentioned in my last email to you exactly what the dates of this Transit will be: let me remind you, 27 April 2009 until 23 August 2009. However we both know that you haven't consulted any other astrologers to help you prepare for this Transit and you haven't asked me either to produce this reading for you, it's not that you don't want all of this vital information to get the most out this Transit which is going to allow you to rediscover a past love and to obtain a very important job for you and, because I know you have fully understood just how important all this information will be for you to help you get the best out of this Transit, but I think that something is providing an obstacle for you and I think that this minor problem which prevents you from asking me for this reading is the price I am asking. I want to explain 3 particular points about this and give you some very good news.

1) The first point is that if I ask you for a financial participation to produce this second reading the goal is not to make myself richer off your back by profiting from the fact that you going to enter into a very favorable astrological Transit. You know that I have already spent a great deal of time on your file, that I have produced an initial report for you, then a tarot card reading and the previous study which allowed me to discover the all important dates of your Transit and then all of the different emails which I have written to you. In short the work I have already done for you and the time I have spent, and was happy to do so I must add, has already cost me a lot more than the amount I have asked you for producing this second much larger reading. You must see starfish that I don't have much financially to gain from your Transit.

2) I know you must ask yourself why I then ask for a fee for my work starfish. Well this is the second point I want to discuss with you. In all the many years of my work I have always noticed that if the person who I am consulting for does not feel implicated in the work then he or she never really applies the advice guidance and counsel I bring and much time is wasted for everybody concerned. Any professional astrologer can confirm this, it is what we call 'the syndrome of the passive patient'. Basically we can't have anything with nothing and we know that if the client does not implicate himself or herself a little bit financially then he or she won't make the effort later on and make the changes which are truly necessary. This is why it is essential for me that the people I help implicate themselves and why I do not work for free. It is very important for me to know that I am not working pointlessly on an individual's brown townysis, producing a reading that will not be fully read or assimilated while all I really want to do is to pass on the valuable information which is going to so radically change your life starfish. Experience has shown me that the only means for me to be absolutely certain that the person who requests my work is going to make the effort and implicate himself or herself to bring about real change is to ask for a small financial participation. starfish, you will understand that if you don't want to spend a few dollars to ask me to produce this full reading for you whilst I have already spent over 10 hours on your file without asking you for anything at all in return (once again please understand that I do not in anyway regret having done this for you, I only spent this amount of time because I knew I had come across a truly exceptional and powerful Transit) it would be very difficult for me to get started on a full second reading which will probably take me at least another 10 hours of hard work. Indeed, then, I could not be sure that you would really use all of the valuable information I will bring you and I already have a very heavy workload.

3) The third point consists of some very good news which I have to announce to you concerning the financial participation which I ask for your reading. Firstly I think that you have understood that as far as I am concerned this participation is important as it is the sign I have been waiting to see from you starfish. This sign guarantees to me that you will use all of the information that I am going to provide to you, quite simply because by paying for something you feel personally involved in the whole affair. Put yourself in my position starfish and think of all of the information and the letters which I have already sent you and ask yourself if, in my place, you would not also like to receive some kind of proof that the person who you are working for feels implicated and ready to put your advice into action. I could even go so far as to say that the amount of this participation is almost unimportant as long as you feel involved. This amount is more symbolic than anything else (the reading which I want to produce for you will contain over 60 pages of information which will be capitally important on many different levels of your life).

The good news is since, I do not want you to miss out on this valuable opportunity because you lack the few dollars necessary (this would be ridiculous seeing as this is such an important astrological event which will not take place again for a very long time to come) I am going to reduce your participation to $45 instead of $60.

From my point of view this will not change a lot as I will still offer you exactly the same reading starfish. I will implicate myself in exactly the same way that I have always done and in the way I counted on doing. Once again the amount I ask has no great importance for me, it is entirely symbolic and it is simply a participation on your behalf. Of course, it is clear that this amount must remain symbolic and I can never go any lower than $45. As a matter of fact I don't think that any professional astrologer worth their talent would ask for this insignificant fee for a reading which will be over 60 pages in length. However I told you when we first entered into contact starfish, I felt a very strong connection will you from the beginning and human relationships are very important to me, much more important than money. And I want you to realize above all starfish that you must not miss out on this exceptional moment of chance which will be offered to you.

I have prepared a web-page for you, starfish. This web-page will only leave online for a few days because as you will understand I must limit the time this special offer. Of course, this offer is reserved just for you and it only concerns your Transit. Here is the page where you can benefit from this special offer which will only be available for a certain amount of time.

http://aboutastro.com/j.php?p=specialrequest.cgi&r=2k&c=fvffj&f=nffubyr

Your friend,
Jenna

If, however you no longer wish to receive any messages from me, please let me know at : http://aboutastro.com/removemail.php?c=fvffj&r=2k

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[|Shadow]

Lol'd at

"Hello starfish,
....
Your friend,
Jenna"

[Regulith]

Did you put "starfish" as your name when you signed up for something?

[zoneark]

Did you put "starfish" as your name when you signed up for something?

Nope.

[Green Link]

TL:DR

Someone give an overall view on what "Jenna" is telling you to do.

[Reactor Worker]

Nope.

Then one of your friends (or perhaps an fiend?) signed you up for it as a joke.

[|Shadow]

TL:DR

Someone give an overall view on what "Jenna" is telling you to do.

I think "she's" trying to scam some monies from him.

[Green Link]

Lol

[Chrono]

I've gotten plenty. It's a different situation everytime, all asking for a large ammount of money.
I think there was even some guy who was recently out of jail, and needs a jump start back to a normal life.
Some other dude from some place I never heard of needed money to fund some church.
It's a new story every time.

[coopercrue]

You should send an email back full of cusses and insults.

[Spenny]

ya zone u shoud call her a poop bitch XD

[Chrono]

Call her a big doodoo head.

[Rekuddo]

Hello starfish,

Remember that party nine months ago?

Yeah you owe me $300,000 for child support.

Your friend,
Jenna.

[nickbond1]

call her a pecie of loving monkey forget

[Kalphiter]

I've gotten an e-mail like this before.