home alone...what to do?

[Shortcut]

I would say fap but you're 11 probably.

Blast the TV on full volume and do as many loud things as possible.

No.

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[Stratofortress]

Bring your Computer to your garage and play Counter Strike full blast volume. WITH GARAGE DOOR CLOSED. See what the neighbors think :D

[Thorax]

For extra fun, he can wittle his broom into a spear for good 'ol fashioned hunting.

Bear Grills <3

[Skele]

Do what you normally do?

[fat boy]

dur dur. Play blockland.
If not then go play airsoft of ride a bike.
Or if you are REALLY bored go steal a car.

[General Omega]

First of all, cooking is not hard. Just do not mix meat fluids with other stuff and you are fine. Until you puke from the first time you mix something bad.

Second, do what you do with any other game, bash it into the floor, get bored, and watch long old movies on some free on-demand thing. I can watch 2001 right now if I wanted.

[Retz]

Jack off. Best time to do it.