Post your Funny Jokes here

[Pah1023]

Post any kind of jokes for example
Name1:What black and white and red all over?
Name2:what? a Skunk runned over by a car?
Name1:No; a Newspaper!
Name3:(Next persons joke.)

Starting off
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What happens when your clock hits 99:99?

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[Loopyla1]

Lock this topic nao.

[The G Man]

Your clock can't hit 99:99.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno

[Pah1023]

No it means you need to Go get a new clock
And yea it is possible if you had a digital clock that is screwed up

[DrMobius]

So I checked out this topic and said, "What the forget"

[Rubrick]

lock this bullstuff

[Nepthan]

inb4lock

[Rughugger]

Wenn ist das nunstuck git und slottermeyer? Ja! Beierhund das oder die Flipperwald Gaschpudt.

I'd translate it into English, but this is real stock footage of what happens when you can actually understand it. (which is why I'll never attempt it.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw

[n0cturni]

I came here expecting something funny. :(

[Khorde]

...and then we get a-holes who like to bump topics like this.

[Regulith]

So...there are funny jokes in the unfunny jokes topic, and stupid crap in the funny jokes topic. Weird.