I was in a car wreck!

[Marcem]

"That's Allstate's stand"

[Ad Bot]

[Saxophone]

...went to the trolley barn, slept there, picked up the guy I work with at the trolleys, and slept just about the entire time I was on duty.

I'm never working that long again.

Yes, that is very hard work isn't it. [/sarcasm]

Damn, was anyone else hurt?
What car did you have?

[zaksar]

your car is messed up but it doesnt look to bad it could have bben worse

[Sgt. Pepper]

Yes, that is very hard work isn't it. [/sarcasm]

Have you ever tried being a proper railroad conductor of any type before? It's not just like being a tour guide at a museum that does the moving for you, there are other aspects to it...

[Sgt. Pepper]

Okay, it's gonna seem like a double post, but these were done hours apart...

Anywho, the bruise on my right wrists actually turned out to be an airbag burn, and now all the dead skin is sloughing off. In big chunks. Yeck.

[Spenny]

And there's these little air bubbles under the dead skin layers that he can move around and oh God it's gross.

[JimJam]

What car did you have?

Is that one of those Honda Fits?

Yeah. They're surprisingly roomy.

Read next time.

[In My Crosshairs]

  See what happens when you buy cars?