Lucky, I love Chinese restaurants..
One time I went to Tempenyaki's (spelling?) and ordered a New York Strip, with a large quantity of fried rice. (I love fried rice...:3) While they were cooking it, the chef was throwing mushrooms into our mouths. I was the last one, he was out of mushrooms, so he threw a peice of frakin' steak at my mouth. It hit me in the eye and I had a greasy, golden-brown eyelid for about a month.