MetalMario and friends

[(Hit Man)]

WTF? 

What, Wheres the bombs D:

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[ChexGuy331]

How dare you. *stares at Death with eye slitted*

I see! You're a 70-year old Jewish children-hating teacher-mother!

Because they're the only ones who say that.

[General Nick]

How dare you. *stares at Death with eye slitted*

/slap

bitch cant deathstare >:o

[Zaem]

First step is to not choose idiotic friends.

I think I covered his lack of character/personality judgment and decision based around that in the middle of my post

but you are right in the sense that if he didn't have stuff friends he wouldn't have to defend them, and instead he could defend other people and thus be challenged with coming up with a defense other than "he's my friend."