Why don't you stay at the Travelodge in Ottawa, Kansas?
IT. SUCKS. ASS.
Crap peeling off the walls, mold in the corners, disgusting bathrooms...
Oh, and if you want to play on the Internet with a laptop or charge a cell phone, their rooms have no loving power outlets except for the one powering the TV and the lamps.
I could say the same about that Park Hotel in Hibbing, Minnesota too, even though the whole hotel looks very promising at first.
Of course, that Days Inn beats the Ottawa Travelodge by a mile. I've never really had bad experiences with Days Inn motels (the Days Inn in Eveleth, Minnesota is probably one of the best hotels I've stayed in), but this makes me never want to stay in one again.